World leader meals

There was some discussion this week as the Prime Minister of New Zealand, Simon William “Bill” English “Williams”, posted a photo of a concoction he created to feed his massive family. It was a pizza. But not your run of the mill, pleasing to a normal human being type pizza but one that was made with tinned spaghetti and pineapple. Some people were shocked by this, however being a world leader seems to come with the territory of making weird meals.

Here are some of the other dishes that other leaders have made.

Malcolm Turnbull (Australia): His dish is purely that of a dingo, yum, yum. He heard a dingo once took and ate a baby, well seems the tables has turned, the metaphorical table and not his actual dinner table as that would be inconvenient. He was once a baby and now he’s eating a dingo. That’s irony you can eat and that’s what Malcolm certainly does.

Donald Trump (USA) : The newly elected president likes just having an old fashioned American hotdog, with old English mustard. He’d get old American mustard once America is great again. Surrounding the hotdog there is a chocolate block wall separating the hotdog from a few taco shells. He doesn’t however pay the Hispanic who makes it for him.

Vladimir Putin (Russia): His meal is just a plate that consists of vodka only. Vodka that also includes a marinade which is formed by using the blood of his vanquished enemies.

Theresa May (UK): Her go to is the classic mince-meat pie, however in her version the top is ripped open as she slowly removes from the pie any ingredient that was originally from the EU.